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She sneeze gotten this question before. My grandfather quickly put an end to my research porn summoning my mother to give me a little talk.

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Let me just say here that, if anyone tries to spin this into an incest or sexual abuse thing like what happened with Lena Dunham, I swear to God I will write a strongly worded op-ed about vagina for a campus publication, and we all know NOBODY likes reading those. Little kids do weird shit, OK?!

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My mother wrapped 2-year-old me in my favorite Powerpuff Girl towel and pulled me to the other side of the bathroom. Parents, for the love of positive body image, please teach your children the correct terminology for their genitals.

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