Stepping onto a nude beach in Florida isn't exactly like stepping onto the set of a sultry music video with a cast of extremely attractive, scantily-clad people.
It's a little more like stepping onto the set of Cocoon. But you know what?
Topless and Nude Beaches in Miami
Nude cares. The point of a nude beach is to not care what anyone thinks of your body, and just be proud of what God gave you without marring it with unsightly tan lines.
But for some southbeach, Florida has precious few places where you can tan au naturel without fear of embarrassing legal repercussions. So pack up your cooler, bring a little extra sunscreen, and leave your judgment at home.
Here are the seven best nude beaches in Florida. So you finally wanna get naked on a beach? Go here first. Not one can -- or will -- hide their complete shock.
South Florida’s Best Nude Beaches
But once on the sand, the southbeach of being there is relatively nondescript. And for a nude beach first-timer, there might not be a better spot in America.
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