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If Jason Statham is the greatest B-movie action star of our day and he iscrank the "Crank" movies are his showcase. Ponosexsitaliya gonzo, amoral, politically incorrect rides put the ripped, bald and mean Statham through his paces like nothing else in his action repertoire.

'Crank: High Voltage'

And unlike the decline and fall of The Transporter series, the latest Porno shows few signs of slacking off the pace. We know Chev Chelios died at the end of Crank, plummeting to his death as he pummeled his nemesis mid-fall. In "Crank: High Voltage" ,Chev has been scooped off the street and kept alive for organ harvest by Chinese doctors working in the back of a Chinatown brothel.

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Chev Statham wakes up post-op, realizes he has an artificial heart and quickly learns from his underworld surgeon pal Dwight Yoakamon his game that he needs to get his real porno back and that he has about an hour to do it, depending on stops for re-jolting the apparatus in his chest. Many characters from Crank take a second bow in this blast through a manic japones nakedsex in L. Corey Haim is now the bouncer who watches over pole-dancer Eve Amy Smartnaked again, fearless and hilarious.

Mike Patton’s ‘Crank: High Voltage’ movie soundtrack debuts first-ever vinyl release

Kaylo is dead, but juice gay brother Efren Juice who suffers from "full body Tourette's" is here to help Chev. As is the nuttiest, trashiest hooker on the streets, Rai Bai Lingtaking a stereotype to hysterical extremes. And Chev needs the help. He has cars to hijack, Latin and Chinese villains to shoot or pound, cops to fend off and a little ice chest that he figures has his heart in crank to retrieve. Cameos pepper this sequel.